Black Fuzzy Velvet Puppy Dog Ears

She has black fuzzy velvet puppy dog ears,
black fuzzy velvet puppy dog ears.
Her cinnamon bun tail clicks back and forth,
tick-tock tick-tock Mercury go get us a beer.

I know you want some cheese,
and go for a walk but why do you have fear,
of the recliner when it opens,

and when you talk,
you like to snort, grunt and wheeze.

Oh no, you lost your baby again when you went to go potty,
but you chose to potty inside instead,
which is just a little bit naughty,
but it's OK cause you have,
black fuzzy velvet puppy dog ears.

and you're a cute little cartoon pug,
that is just full of love,
and we love you too,
with your black fuzzy velvet puppy dog ears,
and with your big brown round eyes,
there's nothing we can do,
but to oblige,
and let you lick our plates when we're through.
then you get all excited like it's a big prize,
Little puppy, we all love you!

Stacy Young 2012

Mercury eating cheese while getting cooled off with mist during a Michigan heatwave.